Fifty Shades of Purple [Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory] (2025)

Feinne

Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Video Link- “A New Enemy”

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We were able to hold her back.
Phew. If she changed during all that, I don’t know what would’ve happened.
But this isn’t funny at all! What was with that crazy guy!?
I can’t believe he would abduct children and turn them into monsters like that…
It’s certainly terrible. Far worse than anything I could ever imagine!
We cannot harm those creatures if we run into them again.
Urrrrghhh…
If you’re so pissed off, then why did you stop me!?
Oh, goodness! She’s here…!
She’s pissy-pants angry, too. This is bad. Really bad, right?
Of course I’m angry. How could anyone not be outraged after hearing that!?
I can’t quell this rage… It’s impossible!
But even if you go wild here, it won’t solve anything!
Come now, sweetheart. I haven’t gone wild… yet.
Unless…you want me to? Do you want to be my plaything? Us girls can go wild together…
What!? No, thank you…

We’ll be sure to visit your tombstone every now and then.
Yikes, that was a big retreat! You all move so crazy quick… Nepgear, let’s get back, too.
O-Okay. I’m sorry, Noire. Good-bye.
You’re saying your final farewells!? H-Hang on a sec!
Aww, poor Noire. Know that I’m well aware that I’m just using you as an outlet for my anger.
But as things stand, I can’t possibly hold it in any longer!
S-Stop! Don’t do this… Please stay away!
Mmm, you’re trembling. I love it. My body quivers knowing that I can’t show you any mercy. Ready?
No… No way…

You silly, helpless thing. Do you think that trick will really work on me?
What!?
Whoa! What’s happening!?
Is someone…flying at us?
Yes. I sense that it has a frightening amount of energy.
Are you two okay?
Y-Yes… Somehow…
Which one of you was brave enough to pull that stunt…?
???: Huh? You dodged it? Ehehe! You’re hardcore, big sis!
My, what an adorable voice. I’d love to see the mouth it came from, as well!
???: Okay, hang on. I’m coming!
Huh? Whoaaaaa! I can’t figure out how to balance this… Oh nononononono!
Hang on. This setup feels familiar, but I don’t think this joke will happen a third tiiiiiime!
Goodness! Are you okay?
That’s our loyal landing pillow! Noire, you never let us down!

Huh? Hmm…
You…that form…!
Are you…a CPU!?
Yep, yep! And my name is… Um… Something… Uh…
Um, oh! That’s right! I am Yellow Heart! It’s nice to meetcha!
Likewise, I guess? I think her banana-colored brain has a few bruises, no?
I agree, but those…
Such size should be physically impossible…
Wh-What is this? With those, my unique identity has been…!
We got a new CPU on the block! But I think you all are still this scene’s priority…
Yellow Heart, dear… What was that little show you put on earlier about?
Earlier? Earlier means…
Oops! I forgot! I wasn’t supposed to say it’s nice to meet you. Forget I was nice, okay?
This girl’s so far gone, she must’ve blended her brain and poured it into her chesticles…
But if Noire stays like that, we can’t really proceed, y’know?
…If you really think that, then hurry up and help me!
Ohmigosh! A person came out of my bum-bum!? That’s a surprise!
Wrong! I didn’t come out of anything! You landed on me!
What a humorous girl. But if you continue to ignore my question, I’ll get rather upset.

…
Silent protagonist homage alert! Plutie’s expressing herself without uttering a word!
Y-You know! –That-! As in, why did you attack Plutia and Noire just now?
Oooooohhhhhhhh, that! Why didn’t you say so?
…!
Whoa! She’s got a big grin, but I swear something’s twitching in total pissed-off-ness!
Hurry! Hurry and answer her!
Well, Daddy asked me to come and take care of you all.
So that thingy that happened before was, um… Oh, um…a sneak attack!
Hmm? Sneaking up on us? That isn’t a very cute joke, my lovely.
Grr! It’s no joke! If I take care of you, Mommy will be happy. I’m serious!
Who are these Daddy and Mommy characters?
Uuuuuuuuuh, that’s secret! They said I can’t say!
What a good little girl. Do you always listen to what your mommy and daddy tell you?
Hehehe, am I really good?

Plutia, don’t be reckless. This girl’s attack from before was incredibly powerful…
Even if Sadie gets a bit careless, I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem.
Dammit… She’s only showin’ those things off because she knows they’re frickin’ huge…!
I-It isn’t the base size that makes the woman, but the tautness and uniform shape…
No, no, no! I’ve heard similar lines from women who I made feel this way in the past!
Stop acting shocked by her unrealistically sized tits!
Look, see? It’s go time! You should get ready, too!
Okay!
If Plutie looks like she’ll go overboard again, we need to stop her before she snaps!
Yes, good point! If we can turn this girl into a lifeless doll, I will be number one again!
Not even I have a problem with that plan! Go for it, Vert!
D-Don’t do that, you two!
Okey-dokey, it’s time to play! I’ll do my best so Mommy and Daddy will praise me!
This girl is full of spunk… Hmhmhmm. She might be worth tormenting!

Video Link- “Yellow Heart”

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Video Link- “The CPUs Defeated”

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Golly, you’re all really tough!
She’s no joke. Even after taking all that damage, she appears completely unfazed.
Then we’ll just whip her until she can feel it! This level of pain doesn’t satisfy me at all!
Dammit, Vert! Were you seriously trying your hardest!?
Of course! I struck her with the sole intention of eliminating her from this world!
Please, you two…
Calm down, seriously. We have the advantage here, so if we can just keep it up…
Oh, fun! So it’s okay if I do my best too, right?
Your…best?
So before this, you weren’t trying your hardest?
Don’t fall for it! She’s clearly bluffing!
Daddy said I could use this move only one time… So here I go! Wheeeeeee!
Goodness! Wh-What is this!?
This…cannot be happening! Where is she storing all of this energy!?
This is looking pretty bad!
Hmmm, if I take such a rock-hard beating, I might just scream in unrivaled pleasure…!
Don’t try to sound sexy right now!
Everyone, take cover!
Here…we…
Goooooooooooooo!
There’s…no time!
Everyone: Kyaaaaaah!

Huh? Where’d they go? Uh…
Did I take care of ‘em!? Yay! I did it! Mommy and Daddy are gonna be so proud of me!

Owowowowow… Sound off if you’re alive…
I’m alive… Something like that couldn’t possibly do me in.
I’m okay, somehow…
Awww… We’re the losers today…
The hell? That girl’s for real.
We were soundly defeated…

Please hang in there. Look, we can see the Basilicom.
This marks the first time I’m going to Planeptune without a spring in my step…
What’ll we tell the chilluns? Maybe Noire can break the news.
Wh-What!? Why me?
Not to mention the new CPU.
Ugh, what was with bananer boobs? How could six of us lose to her? She’s totally hacking our game!
Or maybe she’s a glitchy boss! Like an enemy spawn point messed up and brought her out by mistake!
Jeez! Why can’t NISA debug their stuff thoroughly!?
U-Um, Neptune… Maybe you shouldn’t get so upset over your own wild, self-aware theories…
…And while you had your stupid monologue, we made it.
You go in first, Neptune.
Bawww, me first? But then it like automatically means I gotta do all the ‘splainin…
Hurry up, Neppy… I can’t stand any longer…
Boo. Fine, I’m opening the door.
Histy. We’re home and stuff.

You gotta be crappin’ me. Again?
What now? Every time we come here, you’re all “terrible, terrible,” but now it’s our turn to say it!
Shut your mouth and watch the TV!
The same show’s been on all day.
Every channel is the same.
Aww… A special report…?
It’s just the news. What’s the big deal?
Watch and you will understand!

I am the, um, representative of the Seven Sages, Rei Ryghts.
She represents them? But she’s the woman from our world who…
Yeah. I guess she was probably there, maybe.
Psst, Rei, your expression is too stiff. We’re about to switch cameras, so put on a cute smile!
O-Oh! I’m sorry… I’m rather nervous…
No need to apologize, honey. Please continue reading the cards.
All right. Um, ahem…
We of the Seven Sages have been striving to make a world free of CPUs where e-everybunny is equal.
…Quite the proclamation.
Making Rei do this was a stupid idea. I would’ve nailed it…
Shush, dear. Vertypoo can’t hear her stories.
Psst, you’re stuttering and messing up the words. But it was cute, so don’t worry!
D-Did you just say I was cute!? Oh, um, er… I mean…
However, fair Gamindustri, our efforts have been brocked by the CPUs at e-ebbry…turn…
Ugh… I’m so sorry… I’m such a failure as a representative…
Sweetheart, the script! Just follow the –script-!
Oh, I’m sowwy – I mean, sorry!
S-So, we’ve decided to protect you from the CPUs who are intent on plotecting your…oh, o-oops…
A-And we have decided to introduce and pledge our support to a new CPU!

Nuh-uh, no way! They wouldn’t!
A-Allow me to introduce her. This is our new CPU. Th-This is Lady Yellow Heart!
Whee! I’m…uh, Yellow Heart! It’s so cool to be on TV! Hi!
CPUs: I knew it!
With Lady Yellow Heart at the cent of the Seven Sages’ operations, um…here? Uh…
Sweetpea, it’s the last card, so make it count!
Uuuuugh… Today, we proudly proclaim the founding of a new nation – Eden!
Proclaim, proclaim, whee!

Your favorite program is back!
This feels like the first natural pairing since our initial broadcast.
Yes. I feel so much better doing this with you.
Although I thought I’d be doing it with Plutia this time…
She was sleepy, so instead of waking her up and causing a big tragedy, I took her place.
I feel it was the wisest decision, considering.
Yes. I agree…
On the other hand, it seems there was no plan to have us do this together, like, ever.
Huh? Really…?
yeah. After all, it’s your last appearance.
Whaaaaat!? I haven’t heard anything about that!
Aww, you mean I’ll be treated poorly even on this useless TV program…?
Hey, don’t get all storm-cloudy. It’s TV, so you gotta blind the camera with your brilliant smile!
So you say, but… * siiiiiiiiigh *
That was a long sigh, indeed. Whatever, it’s review time!
This is my final time giving you the scores. Well, here we go.

Here’s your prize! Congrats! * clap, clap, clap *
Well, that’s the end of this program. Okay, I’ll end this on a high note!
Huh? Did Nep Jr. just pull herself up by her bootstraps by pulling herself up by her bootstraps!?
Yes. I can’t be such a depressing person forever. It’s rude to all the people watching, too!
Well done, sis! I’m sure you’ll have more crappy situations to face, but just act like that!
Ugh, more crappy situations…? In that case, I might get kind of depressed again…
That’s it for today! Brought to you by Neptune, and…
…Nepgear. * siiiiiiiiiigh *

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